Tea Crimes
Here is a small list of rules/guidelines for tea making and drinking which I have learnt over the years.
English Tea
- A pot of tea is always preferred over dunking a teabag into a mug.
- When pouring, always pour for everyone else before pouring for yourself.
- When pouring from a pot of tea the milk must always go first, followed by the tea and then the sugar (if taken).
- When making tea in a mug ALWAYS put the water and t eabag in first.
- NEVER EVER pour the milk in with the teabag. Take the teabag out first and then add the milk.
- NEVER use the sugar spoon to stir your tea.
Chinese Tea
- When pouring, always pour for everyone else before pouring for yourself.
- When someone has poured for you, tap two fingers on the table. This is the equivalent of saying “Thankyou”. There is an interesting story behind this but if I talk about it here there will be nothing to impress you with next time we go for a Chinese meal.
- When your pot of tea is empty, turn the lid upside down. When one of the wait staff notice this they will top the pot up.
- If you want any other type of ‘Chinese tea’ other than Jasmine then either a) Look Chinese, or b) Specify which type of tea you would like.
Hot water from the kettle..

There’s something very strange happening in my office over the past couple of months. Not long ago a new water cooler appeared in the kitchen. The new cooler turned out to be some sort of cooler/heater which provided water in cold, hot and very hot. Good work technology.. right?! Well, no, I was wrong. Despite having hot water ‘on tap’ so to speak… most people still strongly prefer to use the kettle over the convenience of the hot water from the cooler/heater thingy. Is this a tea crime I don’t know about? If so, I’m guilty as charged.
Noise
In a bid to cut down on some of the noise in my life, I’ve temporarily deactivated my facebook account. I’m still contactable via email, phone and in person.